ATPN Chapter 46
by VolareHe tapped the orange cat’s little head and softly instructed, “You’re not allowed to make trouble while I’m working. Be good.”
The orange cat seemed to understand him, nuzzling his hand with its little head and meowing as if responding to him.
“So good!” Yu Zhanrong smiled happily, praising it generously.
He didn’t know whose cat it was, but it was so well-behaved. He suddenly wanted to own such a well-behaved kitten.
Yu Zhanrong narrowed his eyes and smiled, scratching the cat’s chin as a reward, and happily heard a purring sound.
At 8 o’clock, Yu Zhanrong turned on the live broadcast room on time and started his work.
“Hello, hello, everyone, welcome to the live broadcast room of the salted fish that doesn’t turn over, I am Xiao Yu.”
[Yu Bao, love you, love you, mwah!]
[Good evening, Yu Bao]
[I won’t see Yu Bao again tomorrow. Please sing more songs today and leave more material for me to spend the next long few days and nights.]
Yu Zhanrong looked at the barrage on the public screen and picked out an answer: “Sing more songs? Sure. But only three more songs.”
“Six songs? Don’t be too greedy, you’re pushing your luck.”
“If I sing so much, will my throat still be okay? Adding these six songs, I’ll have to sing almost 20 songs tonight. I won’t have to do anything else all night but sing.”
[You can do it]
“No, no, no, I can’t.”
[Of course you can. How can a man say he can’t? Although Yu Bao is only 19, it is undeniable that he is indeed a man.]
[Our salted fish baby can do anything!]
[Ahhh, sisters upstairs, I understand you. I really love Shen Lanzhou, “Erlang can do anything!” Excited!!!]
[Our Yu Bao can do anything too!]
“Damn it. Stop trying to flatter me. My throat will be hoarse after singing all this.”
[Rest for three days, and you’ll be fine again.]
Yu Zhanrong: “…”
His fans really don’t know how to care for people.
“Ruin my voice every three days? And three days may not be enough to recover. Don’t be too outrageous. Show some concern for your brother.”
“You guys are unbelievable.”
[Yu baby, please don’t call yourself brother.]
[We treat you as a baby, but you want to be our brother?]
[This is simply turning the world upside down.]
Yu Zhanrong laughed in anger. He was silent for a moment before saying, “Who exactly is turning the world upside down? I think you just want to make me angry to inherit my broadcast room.”
[How about we give you more gifts and you sing more?]
“Not gonna happen, nah, I’m not singing.”
He wouldn’t jump into the pit these people dug. If they made him sing all night, he would really be working himself to death.
“Meow~”
Yu Zhanrong’s hand froze, and he quickly tried to soothe it.
Was he too loud just now?
He scratched the orange cat’s chin and continued to look at the monitor. The people in the barrage were distracted and all asked about the cat.
[It seems like I heard a cat meowing, so cute.]
[Wow, did Yu Bao get a cat?]
[Isn’t Xiao Yu living at school? Does the school allow pets?]
[How did Yu Bao raise his own nemesis? Be careful of being eaten.]
[How does it feel to be at the bottom of the food chain?]
[Three minutes of silence for Yu Bao.]
“…”
Sooner or later, these fans would make him ascend to heaven.
“No, what do you mean the bottom of the food chain? A little fish can still eat shrimp.”
“All of you die, get out, get out, can you speak like human beings?”
“Did you all eat something very bold for dinner tonight?”
“Do you all want to go to the little black room? Do you all want to go? Okay, okay, everyone go in. Ah! Bon voyage!”
Yu Zhanrong moved his fingers and locked up a fish jello.
“What about the others? Still going to talk? Still going to talk?” Yu Zhanrong was so angry that his Northeastern accent came out.
The live broadcast barrage was filled with “He’s angry, hahahahahaha.”
Yu Zhanrong was too lazy to pay attention to these people. “Okay, let’s read the messages from today’s enthusiastic viewers.”
Yu Zhanrong clicked on the first one and couldn’t help but gasp.
How could he not curse?
But—
What a truly rich woman. Others are spending thousands of coins, but this one is directly 50,000?
[Yu Bao, help! I’m currently working on my thesis proposal, topic selection. Thinking about topics is giving me a headache, but when I think that Yu Bao will have this day in a few years, I suddenly feel comforted. I can persevere a little longer.]
“…”
“Wait, did you spend 500 yuan to come here for comfort? Pre-consuming me three years from now? You’re so cruel, so cruel. I’m offended.”
“With this, you still want me to save your life? Can’t save you at all.”
There wasn’t a single person on the public screen consoling him, all of them were laughing hahahahaha. Yu Zhanrong hugged himself in distress.
In the end, he still had to bear everything himself.
Next one.
[Yu Bao’er, good evening. Today is my birthday, can you give me a birthday blessing? I’ll share a wish with you, I wish Yu Bao gets better and better and is happy every day~]
“Happy birthday, thank you for your wish, and I wish you better and better and be happy every day. Let me give you a background music.”
[Good evening, Yu Bao. I’ve been wanting to dye my hair recently, but I’m struggling with what color to dye it. I want to ask Yu Bao if you dye your hair?]
Yu Zhanrong grabbed his hair and said with a smile, “I dyed it too. My hair color seems to be called light golden flaxen. It was recommended by Tony, a very bright color.”
“If you’re not sure, you can ask Tony for some advice. Sometimes it’s good to try something new.”
[Light golden flaxen, I want to see]
[Yu Bao is a fair-skinned person, right?]
“I’m quite fair-skinned. I got a little tanned during military training before, but I don’t know if this hair color makes my skin look fairer, it’s better to ask Tony, he’s a professional.”
[Yu baby, my sister-in-law gave birth to a little princess this morning, and my family is so happy, especially my brother. He cried outside the delivery room. I’m here to share the joy with you. Okay, I’m going to listen to the live broadcast now.]
Yu Zhanrong paused for two seconds, “Wow! This, this, this… this is really good news. Oh my god, this is the first time I’ve received such news in the live broadcast room. Best wishes to our little princess, grow up happily and safely.”
[Little fish, I’m too sad, I can’t often contact my boyfriend.]
“And then? Just one sentence and nothing else?” Yu Zhanrong’s curiosity was aroused, and he flipped through the message board but there was no second page.
“Little fish head? I remember you were single a while ago, when did you find someone?”
[I’ve been out of singlehood for a long time.]
“Then what’s the situation with this message? What do you mean you can’t often contact him?” Yu Zhanrong wondered if it was a special profession that required keeping the schedule a secret?
[Alas, it’s not a special profession, it’s just that I can’t contact him.]
“…”
“Then get a new one?”
[I can’t, I just love this type.]
Yu Zhanrong rolled his eyes to the sky, “Then what are you talking about?”
[I have to wait for his live broadcast every time and contact him through the message board, because he often doesn’t see the barrage.]
“Get out!!”
“Damn it. I was tricked, talking with you for so long?”
“Starry eyes, quickly lock her up, ban her for 24 hours!!”
[Starry eyes: Sister, I understand you, I also have such a ‘boyfriend’.]
Yu Zhanrong’s scalp was about to explode: “Good fellow, you go in too!”